Where In The World Is...

...yours truly?

Come tomorrow I will be jetsetting. I'll let you in on the top secret locale. Let's see if you smart lassies can catch on.

Aerin Lauder, Elle Decor

Steven Gambrel, Elle Decor

Elle Decor
Still have no idea? That last photo didn't smack you upside your head and scream, "she's going to the Hamptons, you bozo?" Now that my security has been jeopardized, what should I embark upon during my summer fling in the Hamptons?! Seeing as though I'm a Hamptons virg, please suggest my weekend activities. Where shall I go and who shall I know? 

And most importantly, do you think Ramona and the Countess will be having rivaling dinner parties this weekend? Whose should I attend? What should I wear? Will Kelly have gummy bears? All questions I need answers to.